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Sep 8, 2005I'm just here for the fun. I love being in fun places, fun draws me like a moth to the flame. Oh and he actually looks more intelligent like that than he did in the Matrix. Speaking of the Matrix; hands up, who's seen the infinitely better (and a spoof) Computer Boy?Posted in: General Chat
Sep 8, 2005Congratulations! You now have Ubercatch 5000. The roads are free of trucks for you. However, one truck you happen to push off the road happens to be a truck full of some secret, Government experiment they were trying to sneak across the country undercover. As the gas creeps over the land you curse your luck as everyone finds their machismo replaced with a whole lot of fah-laming.Posted in: General Chat
Sep 8, 2005Doctor Who is shown on PBS again, unfortunately they make a mix-up and show a version that was dubbed for France. This includes Doctor Who's part played by some panicky old Frenchman with an outrageous accent.Posted in: General Chat
[Also; 'natch. I don't think that's too illegal because it's just TV, after all. It wasn't a DVD release or anything like that.]
I wish ... hm. I wish I had my ability to comprehend logic back. Turan broke it!
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Double-damnation! Holy guano, Batman, he's a faster replying person than wot I am!
Sep 8, 2005Granted, you're now the Hulk. ... technically speaking. Instead though you're the Hulk from the period when the Hulk's mind was trapped in Bruce Banner's body, so whenever the Hulk got angry he transformed back into a very angry puny Banner.Posted in: General Chat
I still wish I knew why everyone has this fascination with turning me into a lycanthrope.
< Edit: Yes, for a time in the comics, the Hulk and Banner personas switched bodies. It was very funny. >
Sep 8, 2005You can fly but unfortunately your 'flight' is the Hover power that low-levelled superheroes in City of Heroes must acquire before they can gain flight. This means that your flight-speed is slower than that of a granny clammering along on a zimmer-frame and you can only gain about two microns height every second.Posted in: General Chat
Oh well, you may get to outer-space ... eventually.
I wish I knew why everyone has this obsession with turning me into a lycanthrope.
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Damnation! Disregard mine.
Sep 8, 2005[Are you all finding this as side-splittingly funny as I am?]Posted in: General Chat
Ohnoes! My legs.
You manage to acquire Kaelten's dishwasher, after a hearty night of having managed to disable it and get into its innards, you're finally pleased with the technical changes and cleanups you've made. Unfortunately, the machine has a backup security system and it's now stuck on a loop of Thriller. Two years later, you're in a metnal institution, explaining to the poor psychologist the horror of watching a dishwasher dance, complete with 'pelvic' thrusts.
I wish I was taken pity on and offered the chance to sign-up for an experimental cybernetic-limbs project. ... I must escape this jail!
< Edited: I meant to say backup security system rather than just backup system. Amended. >
Sep 8, 2005You're given a free dishwasher as a prize to a competition you never entered and furthermore, every now and then your dishwasher keeps disappearing. You eventually learn that it was built by a Japanese supergenius and it's a transformer, heading out each night to fight crime. This would, of course, explain the supervillains readying themselves to destroy said heroic dishwasher's HQ [also: your home].Posted in: General Chat
I wish to dispense with jail! Thusly, I wish that the Mad Midnight Bomber wot Bombs at Midnight would bust me out of this prison.
Sep 8, 2005The weekend gets stuck in an infinite loop and to Stylpe's horror he soon realizes that he's in a Groundhog Day Scenario. You'll [Stylpe] have to spend the next few years trying to find out exactly what it is you're supposed to change about the day for time to progress as it once did!Posted in: General Chat
I wish I had a functional card-reader.
Sep 8, 2005GuildEase is finally completed but for some reason, Blizzard goes bankrupt and World of Warcraft finally goes offline, on the very day of its release!Posted in: General Chat
I wish I had a get out of jail free card so I could make use of my zepplin hangar to wish I had zepplins for.
Sep 8, 2005Blast it! Okay ... I'll continue on from Turan's.Posted in: General Chat
Unfortunately, due to a strange brain virus, it seems that Cosmos is clued in by what was once Kaelten's knowledge, this has left him as a vegetable but now, thanks to Turan wishing that Kaelten had his clue back, Kaelten now gains Turan's knowledge and takes up the helm as the spiritual leader and forefather of our project, whilst Turan sits around and drools at potted plants.
I wish for erm ... the same thing as last time!
Sep 8, 2005The Cosmos team actually manages to get a clue, yet thanks to their l33t spindoctoring skillz they manage to get together the $$$ [ye Gods, I need to stop reading Tribal Alpha tales from Stefan Gagne's Unreal Estate Universe] to get in bed with Blizzard and become a part of them officially. Ace is phased out because they cleverly work in code to render it redundant. With the marketing of Blizzard, the community-spindoctoring skills and the new coding capabilities, they usher in an age of enlightenment to Warcraft. Unfortunately thanks to the fact that it was ushered in by Cosmos, it's a locked down age of tyranny and dissent but the sheep are so blinded by the light of their beloved coders they fail to notice it.Posted in: General Chat
Let Cosmos die, Ace for a brighter future! *Progoganda.*
I wish I had a zepplin hangar.
Sep 8, 2005[Quick note; I used 'were' because I was thinknig of the royal we, which often follows along from one, I often refer to oneself as so but I try to refrain from the royalisms. Every now and then though I fall into that trap, it's a nasty trap to fall into but I blame my culture. I blame them! Blaaaame.]Posted in: General Chat
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