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    posted a message on Egads!
    I'm just here for the fun. I love being in fun places, fun draws me like a moth to the flame. Oh and he actually looks more intelligent like that than he did in the Matrix. Speaking of the Matrix; hands up, who's seen the infinitely better (and a spoof) Computer Boy?
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    posted a message on The Twisted Wishes Thread!
    Oops! I also wish for my logic back!
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    posted a message on The Twisted Wishes Thread!
    Congratulations! You now have Ubercatch 5000. The roads are free of trucks for you. However, one truck you happen to push off the road happens to be a truck full of some secret, Government experiment they were trying to sneak across the country undercover. As the gas creeps over the land you curse your luck as everyone finds their machismo replaced with a whole lot of fah-laming.
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    posted a message on The Twisted Wishes Thread!
    [My personal vote is that we should just keep going and have fun with it, regardless of order. Neriak, post up a wish and I'll get to you speedily.]
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    posted a message on The Twisted Wishes Thread!
    Doctor Who is shown on PBS again, unfortunately they make a mix-up and show a version that was dubbed for France. This includes Doctor Who's part played by some panicky old Frenchman with an outrageous accent.

    [Also; 'natch. I don't think that's too illegal because it's just TV, after all. It wasn't a DVD release or anything like that.]

    I wish ... hm. I wish I had my ability to comprehend logic back. Turan broke it!

    < Edit >

    Double-damnation! Holy guano, Batman, he's a faster replying person than wot I am!
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    posted a message on The Twisted Wishes Thread!
    ["and now you wonder why everyone is obsessed with turning you into Rowne."

    ... but, I ... wait, what? No, hang on. That's. Er ... but ... aren't I? Ah. Hm. Ack. Gah. I am Error.]
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    posted a message on The Twisted Wishes Thread!
    Granted, you're now the Hulk. ... technically speaking. Instead though you're the Hulk from the period when the Hulk's mind was trapped in Bruce Banner's body, so whenever the Hulk got angry he transformed back into a very angry puny Banner.

    I still wish I knew why everyone has this fascination with turning me into a lycanthrope.

    < Edit: Yes, for a time in the comics, the Hulk and Banner personas switched bodies. It was very funny. >
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    posted a message on The Twisted Wishes Thread!
    You can fly but unfortunately your 'flight' is the Hover power that low-levelled superheroes in City of Heroes must acquire before they can gain flight. This means that your flight-speed is slower than that of a granny clammering along on a zimmer-frame and you can only gain about two microns height every second.

    Oh well, you may get to outer-space ... eventually.

    I wish I knew why everyone has this obsession with turning me into a lycanthrope.

    < Edit >

    Damnation! Disregard mine.
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    posted a message on The Twisted Wishes Thread!
    [Are you all finding this as side-splittingly funny as I am?]

    Ohnoes! My legs.

    You manage to acquire Kaelten's dishwasher, after a hearty night of having managed to disable it and get into its innards, you're finally pleased with the technical changes and cleanups you've made. Unfortunately, the machine has a backup security system and it's now stuck on a loop of Thriller. Two years later, you're in a metnal institution, explaining to the poor psychologist the horror of watching a dishwasher dance, complete with 'pelvic' thrusts.

    I wish I was taken pity on and offered the chance to sign-up for an experimental cybernetic-limbs project. ... I must escape this jail!

    < Edited: I meant to say backup security system rather than just backup system. Amended. >
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    posted a message on The Twisted Wishes Thread!
    You're given a free dishwasher as a prize to a competition you never entered and furthermore, every now and then your dishwasher keeps disappearing. You eventually learn that it was built by a Japanese supergenius and it's a transformer, heading out each night to fight crime. This would, of course, explain the supervillains readying themselves to destroy said heroic dishwasher's HQ [also: your home].

    I wish to dispense with jail! Thusly, I wish that the Mad Midnight Bomber wot Bombs at Midnight would bust me out of this prison.
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    posted a message on The Twisted Wishes Thread!
    The weekend gets stuck in an infinite loop and to Stylpe's horror he soon realizes that he's in a Groundhog Day Scenario. You'll [Stylpe] have to spend the next few years trying to find out exactly what it is you're supposed to change about the day for time to progress as it once did!

    I wish I had a functional card-reader.
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    posted a message on The Twisted Wishes Thread!
    GuildEase is finally completed but for some reason, Blizzard goes bankrupt and World of Warcraft finally goes offline, on the very day of its release!

    I wish I had a get out of jail free card so I could make use of my zepplin hangar to wish I had zepplins for.
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    posted a message on The Twisted Wishes Thread!
    Blast it! Okay ... I'll continue on from Turan's.

    Unfortunately, due to a strange brain virus, it seems that Cosmos is clued in by what was once Kaelten's knowledge, this has left him as a vegetable but now, thanks to Turan wishing that Kaelten had his clue back, Kaelten now gains Turan's knowledge and takes up the helm as the spiritual leader and forefather of our project, whilst Turan sits around and drools at potted plants.

    I wish for erm ... the same thing as last time!
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    posted a message on The Twisted Wishes Thread!
    The Cosmos team actually manages to get a clue, yet thanks to their l33t spindoctoring skillz they manage to get together the $$$ [ye Gods, I need to stop reading Tribal Alpha tales from Stefan Gagne's Unreal Estate Universe] to get in bed with Blizzard and become a part of them officially. Ace is phased out because they cleverly work in code to render it redundant. With the marketing of Blizzard, the community-spindoctoring skills and the new coding capabilities, they usher in an age of enlightenment to Warcraft. Unfortunately thanks to the fact that it was ushered in by Cosmos, it's a locked down age of tyranny and dissent but the sheep are so blinded by the light of their beloved coders they fail to notice it.

    Let Cosmos die, Ace for a brighter future! *Progoganda.*

    ... *Coughs.*

    I wish I had a zepplin hangar.
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    posted a message on The Twisted Wishes Thread!
    [Quick note; I used 'were' because I was thinknig of the royal we, which often follows along from one, I often refer to oneself as so but I try to refrain from the royalisms. Every now and then though I fall into that trap, it's a nasty trap to fall into but I blame my culture. I blame them! Blaaaame.]
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