... There's an unstick the bars option?
Thanks for correcting my fail. :P Yeah, this is one of those situations where I'd much rather be a troll so I wasn't horrendously embarrassed. Thanks! :)
-ETA- Turns out I kept mistaking "lock" and "button lock" as the same thing - even though they're obviously not. *Facepalm* Okay, any rocks here I can crawl under?
Thanks for taking me in good humour, and apologies for my outburst. :P