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Lucky day for you! Doom Bee stops buzzing around your open PC. He was edged out by the even larger, Doom Wasp.

I wish I could absorb a book's contents merely by touching it.

Congratulations! You can now absorb books by a mere touch, unfortunately your friends think this is funny and soon they have you "accidentally" passing your hands over cheesy romance novels and slash-fiction. After a week, all you can recall are the unending pickup lines of musclebound nads-fer-brains, displacing all other knowledge that once was. The Midas touch is always a curse.

I wish I could sing like the lead of Nightwish.

Granted! You now sing just like her. You also develop an obsession with Russel Crowe and everything related to the Gladiator movie. You will only ever dress in the garb of a Roman legionaire anywhere you go and you demand your friends call you Maximus.

I wish Lua had a real ternary.

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I wish Lua had a real ternary.

Is this a test? We talked about ternary in Digital Logic the other day...

Nope, no test. Why? Can you grant my wish?

I try to grant your wish, but fail miserably because I slept through class. What's left of LUA is tangled mess of requisite spaghetti code.

I wish that there will be no traffic on my drive home.

Ah well. I don't believe Lua has a ternary. The a and y or b trick is the closest I can get. :(

Anyway, your wish is granted! There is no traffic whatsover, because all vehicles have disappeared. Enjoy your long, pedestrian trip home.

I wish for some meatballs with my spaghetti code.

Granted! Except your meatballs are really the well disguised bjorg! A self-replicating meatball-like virus of ... I'm not sure where I'm going with this but comparing Borg with Bjorg and the obvious meatball reference did seem funny at the time. Er, um. You get meatballs with your code but er, um ... they clog the works and create Timex-like overhead (at least before it was fixed)?

I wish that my brain wasn't fried after having fixed Timex.

Granted! Your brain is now baked and golden brown.

I wish I had a life.

Granted! You now have my life.


I wish I had a life.

Granted! You now have the life of an everyday bean counter. Perhaps eventually you'll get picked up by a superhero and dragged off on heroic jaunts you're completely unprepared for. You'd have to be wearing a moth-suit at work first, though.

I wish I had the entire series of the Invisibles, in dead tree format and all first prints.

Granted! You receive the entire series, printed especially for you. Unfortunately the series itself is invisible and not printed in braille.

I wish I had no need for sleep.

Granted, you've been polymorphed into an amoeba.

I wish I made an extremely popular thread in one of the best forums ever that had the ability to challenge everyone's creativity and cheer anyone up in a matter of seconds.

... wait, too late :twisted:

I wish I never have to shave again!

congratulations you now never need to shave. sadly the fire caused ~75% of your body to be covered with scars.

I wish for a tivo.

Granted! You get a Tivo and you love it. You quickly become addicted and respond to social invitations with "Why don't you take your <social event>, and shove it up your ass! I'm watching Tivo!" Soon you don't even get up to eat. You eventually waste away sitting in front of the TV.

(sorry I had to jack that)

I wish, I could get past this damned mental block so I could finish ItemCompare before 1.7 is released.

Granted! You lose your mental block and the devs at Blizzard gain it. Path 1.7 is delayed inevitably and you end up crusading to get it released. It never does and you are left bemoaning your perpetually unreleased but complete and absolutely smashing ItemCompare.

I wish my car's windshield weren't cracked.

Granted, it's gone for good! The windshield, that is...

I wish I could stop (and (re)start) time, but still be able to act while time is stopped (as well as when it's flowing normally).

Granted, you are now a Master of time. You can play time like a VCR! This is cool for a while because you're able to rewind time to save yourself from death; you become a lthreethreet Ninja, with all the riches the World might muster. However, the increasing boredom of being stuck on Earth has driven you to insanity and deep within the depths of your own twisted mind, you no longer have any access to those powers whatsoever; somewhere in your mind you're Lance Buckshot, travelling the Universe with countless buxom babes, in reality however you sit in a quiet, padded cell. A drooling vegetable, a warning to those who would seek ultimate power.

I wish I could get AceLeash released (if belatedly), I've had the new globals system in place for a while now but this forum is too addictive!

Denied, keep posting :twisted:

I wish I could eat food over the internet (ByteSize :D)

Granted! You can now eat food over the internet, unfortunately this leaves you with a virus which alters your perceptions wildly. Almost everything in the realms of reality looks like food now. It all ends horribly with the misconception that that traffic meter over there was a lollipop.

"Omigod, that Car has bite-marks in it!"

[Disclaimer: This wish fulfilment was shamelessly ripped off from Teen Titans.]

I wish I could have even more fun whilst testing my AddOns (there need to be more people just standing around when I'm trying things out).