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You are told what "a whole lot of fah-laming" is for the promise that you must never share the information with anyone under penalty of having it inflicted upon you.

I wish I had a purple gorilla.

granted sadly you have to now performe the weather with him as outlined by lewis black in one of his comedy skits.

I wish my mom hadn't erased all my Dr.Who tapes.

Dammit! And I thought I was going to have a productive evening. :)

*lol*

Done! Time has changed so that your mother never erased them. This starts a chain reaction that ripples through time and leads to the destruction of all electronic devices and you now have nothing to play your tapes with!

I wish I had some free ringtones.

A mysterious man sends you a package full of every Doctor Who DVD released in the UK. Unfortunately, they all contain secret subliminal messages that turn you into a right-wing political activist that happens to hate Doctor Who and all the "liberal hogwash" that it stands for.

I wish there was a form of sweetner that wasn't bad for the human brain.

< Ed...dammit! >

OMG! This ad popped up in the Googles after Kaelten's post:

Lewis Black's Comedy
CDs and DVDs just released. We got them all!

Granted, you are offered 3,000 ringtones ... for free! Unfortunately, they're all the same ringtone.

... bananafone!

I wish for the same thing as last time.

@Rowne: Gratned its called White Stevia, an all natural plant extract that just happens to be sweet. And yes I'm serious.

I wish I had a music on demand service that played on my psp.

Granted! It's actually the greatest mobile service ever too, the envy of iPod owners everywhere. Unfortunately, somehow you're the only person that managed to get in on the beta for the project and everyone around you now hates you for having superiour stuff to what they've got.

[Unless you're lucky enough to know people RL that aren't materialistic, in which case, I wish for your RL friends. ;p]

I wish Gothic III was out already. I want to take on Dinosaurs with a wooden sword!

I wish Gothic III was out already. I want to take on Dinosaurs with a wooden sword!

Shazaaam! Gothic III is released. You meet the leader of the Dinosaurs, T-Rex in person .. You hit him with your wooden sword, he dies unspectaculary, the game is over ... sorry Rowne ;)

I wish I was in bed since I wrote that I would go to bed.

Neriak, you are in bed retroactively back to when you said you'd go to bed. Your internet connection is now plugged into your ear and you must still remain awake to read the forums.

I wish cola actually repaired teeth.

Pepsi now has a miraculous chemical in it which repairs and whitens teeth! Huzzah! Unfortunately, a few months later it's also found that mass consumption of this chemical can render people impotent. Oops.

[Wait, is this a bad thing?]

I wish for more of the folks I know to end up in City of Heroes!

Everyone you know is now in City of Heroes, but they all play pedestrians who follow you around shaking their hands and thanking you for every mundane task you complete.

I wish my city would become City of Heroes.

Edit: No, I see no downside to your new Pepsi product. Where can I order some?

Granted! Your city becomes City of Heroes, but during a full moon Rowne assaults the place and everyone dies except you. You live out the rest of your days trapped in your now "City of Hero."

I wish I had found this place sooner.

Granted! However due to the british slang that Rowne sometimes used you get highly offended and scared. After gaining protection from a witness relocation program you begin to wond/er where things went wrong and all you can do is muble about ""a whole lot of fah-laming".

I wish the rest of guys out ther didn't give the nices ones a bad name.

Granted! Nice guys have such a good name they get all the women! Unfortunatly the brits figure this out too. Their population booms and they try to take over the world! Now since all the nice guys got such a good name, all the "mean" guys lost their jobs (including military ones) and the entire war is a strange mix of "sissy fights" and "You, Sir, Stop! ... Or I'll say "Stop" again! In the end we all have bad teeth....

I wish the computer science department at my university didn't suck so much.

Granted, however this means there is no longer a CS department at your university.

I wish I knew what happened to the knight templars tresure, wether it be knowledge or monetary or both.

You find the Knight Templar's treasure! You find it to hold immeasurable knowledge. In order to learn as much as you can from it, you sequester yourself away from civilization on a deserted island somewhere in the Pacific for a number of years where you quickly become the smartest person to ever live. When you emerge from your social hibernation, you find that the world has suffered from a great war and much knowledge was lost. The most advanced societies present on Earth barely rival the 'technology' of the Dark Ages. When you try to publish your knowledge, religious leaders have you executed for heresy.

I wish sunrise was at the same time all around the world so there would be no need for time zones as they are damn confusing. Or maybe I just wish to never have a problem with time zones...

Quote from "Kaelten" »

"a whole lot of fah-laming"

Ha! I think I broke Kaelten.

Anyway ...

Granted! However, most geeks stay up at night anyway due to the simple fact that global warming has heated up the average day temperature so much that it's not good for their pores or the machines that they work with. In fact, so many geeks have switched their efforts over to the darker side of the 24-hour cycle that most businesses opening times have reversed, opening at PM and closing at AM. This creates a massive divide in the World and eventually they decide to call this divide; time-zones.

I wish that Doom Bee would stop buzzing around my open PC, lest my PC's many fans shall smite it and possibly worse things could happen.