Authors CurseForge

[Are you all finding this as side-splittingly funny as I am?]

Ohnoes! My legs.

You manage to acquire Kaelten's dishwasher, after a hearty night of having managed to disable it and get into its innards, you're finally pleased with the technical changes and cleanups you've made. Unfortunately, the machine has a backup security system and it's now stuck on a loop of Thriller. Two years later, you're in a metnal institution, explaining to the poor psychologist the horror of watching a dishwasher dance, complete with 'pelvic' thrusts.

I wish I was taken pity on and offered the chance to sign-up for an experimental cybernetic-limbs project. ... I must escape this jail!

< Edited: I meant to say backup security system rather than just backup system. Amended. >

granted! however every full moon you now wakeup with tattered clothing and blood covering your new legs... eh side effects.

I wish I could fly.

Granted! You can now fly... as a fly.

I wish I were the Hulk.

Edit: Yes, I find this all hilarious.

You can fly but unfortunately your 'flight' is the Hover power that low-levelled superheroes in City of Heroes must acquire before they can gain flight. This means that your flight-speed is slower than that of a granny clammering along on a zimmer-frame and you can only gain about two microns height every second.

Oh well, you may get to outer-space ... eventually.

I wish I knew why everyone has this obsession with turning me into a lycanthrope.

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Damnation! Disregard mine.

Granted, you're now the Hulk. ... technically speaking. Instead though you're the Hulk from the period when the Hulk's mind was trapped in Bruce Banner's body, so whenever the Hulk got angry he transformed back into a very angry puny Banner.

I still wish I knew why everyone has this fascination with turning me into a lycanthrope.

< Edit: Yes, for a time in the comics, the Hulk and Banner personas switched bodies. It was very funny. >

You gain your wish and learn why everyone is obsessed with turning you into a lycanthrope, but the knowledge drives you insane and now you wonder why everyone is obsessed with turning you into Rowne.

I wish I had a helicoptor.

["and now you wonder why everyone is obsessed with turning you into Rowne."

... but, I ... wait, what? No, hang on. That's. Er ... but ... aren't I? Ah. Hm. Ack. Gah. I am Error.]

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Granted, you're now the Hulk. ... technically speaking. Instead though you're the Hulk from the period when the Hulk's mind was trapped in Bruce Banner's body, so whenever the Hulk got angry he transformed back into a very angry puny Banner.

*lol* Excellent. Also reminds me of the episode where Stan Lee visited the Comic Book Guy's shop. Homer became the Hulk at the end and Lee demanded, "He can't be the Hulk. I'm the Hulk." Then he started grunting and groaning, ripping his shirt off. Comic Book Guy: "Oh please. You couldn't even turn into Bill Bixby."

Granted, however the propeller was put on backwords and you can only go down.

I wish full-length dr. who would be played on pbs in the us again.

Congratulations, Cybermed Industries donate you their brandnew cyber-biological Power-Legs for experimental testing. Your jailbreak finally did succeed, the downside is now you're able to see your own butt. :P

I wish my english was better, so I could reply faster ...

ok I go to bed now, I must capitulate .. You guys are just too fast, if it was german I would have beat you ;)

Full-length Dr. Who is now played on PBS in the US again. The lead actor has been replaced and overlayed with Dame Edna.

I wish my car had a cow-catcher that could push trucks off the road and out of my way.

Doctor Who is shown on PBS again, unfortunately they make a mix-up and show a version that was dubbed for France. This includes Doctor Who's part played by some panicky old Frenchman with an outrageous accent.

[Also; 'natch. I don't think that's too illegal because it's just TV, after all. It wasn't a DVD release or anything like that.]

I wish ... hm. I wish I had my ability to comprehend logic back. Turan broke it!

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Double-damnation! Holy guano, Batman, he's a faster replying person than wot I am!

Sorry, Neriak. This is getting out of hand. I can't think of any way to coordinate it, though.

[My personal vote is that we should just keep going and have fun with it, regardless of order. Neriak, post up a wish and I'll get to you speedily.]

Congratulations! You now have Ubercatch 5000. The roads are free of trucks for you. However, one truck you happen to push off the road happens to be a truck full of some secret, Government experiment they were trying to sneak across the country undercover. As the gas creeps over the land you curse your luck as everyone finds their machismo replaced with a whole lot of fah-laming.

Oops! I also wish for my logic back!

You are granted your logic back under the stipulation that you must teach it to every person at Blizzard.

hehe. Stupid ad on that Dr. Who site you linked...

I wish I would find love to make me grin from ear to ear.

Granted, but its still circular and roundabout!

I wish I knew what "a whole lot of fah-laming." was

bah! granted, however you fell in love with a three-toed sloth.

I still wish I knew.