[Jedi Mind Trick] There are no login issues. Everything is fine now.
No but seriously.
I really have no idea where these errors come from, so I'm sorry to say I can't help until Kaelten gets back from raiding BlizzCon, he should be able to fill both me and you guys in on what pages cause these messages.
I know what's causing the seemingly random logouts.
I'll spare you the vBulletin-technical details, but I have applied a band-aid that will (or should I say; should) result in you not being logged out for 24 hours of inactivity (as in, not browsing the forum for 1 day).
I am working on a more permanent fix, but for now this is good.
I can't see anything immediately wrong in the code that would indicate a session timeout error, but we're just about so desperate that we're willing to sacrifice our virgin sisters/daughters to the first deity that offers a fix, so I'll try it regardless :p
I do apologise for my behaviour, I realise it was uncalled for.
That being said, I hope you all can consider the amount of stress we are under when it comes to this issue. We are absolutely stumped as to the cause of this issue, and with no reliable way to reproduce it, it frustrates us even further.
We have not forgotten it, and it does not help to create several threads and/or posts on the subject.
I hope that this post, while it is not an excuse for my behaviour, explains it to some degree.
EDIT: I'll take the time to explain exactly how I read the title of this thread. I am spelling out that you need to fix this issue yesterday, because you are too stupid to understand it needs fixing if I do not in fact spell it out to you.
This is probably (hopefully) not how the OP intended it. It is, however, how I read it. And it is a personality flaw in me that I don't have the ability to just ignore it and respond in a calm manner when I feel my intelligence is being insulted.
As above, this is not an excuse. It's merely an explanation, I feel I owe you guys it.