Granted, you now have a new friend who has an iPod with speakers. He's playing Banana Phone on repeat, and in a devilish twist of fate you start to like it. Banan Phone is fun! It's starting to draw your attention away from the addon you're coding, and as you start to sin g along, the world fades to white and you imagine yourself in a colorful, teletubbyish world where poorly drawn cartoon characters are using banana phones to communicate. With a wide grin on your face you embrace your new reality and grab the nearest banana, while your friend in the Real World has to watch you sit in a corner, your head bobbing back and forth to the beat of the music and having a slight dribble running slowly down your cheek, until finally, after 6 hours (yes, that's all it takes) you collapse dead on the floor. Your friend smiles as he walks out the door, ready to find a new victim...
"My grammar sense is tingling!"
I was; you were; he, she, it was; we, you, they were. Take note of the first person singular form.
So, because of bad grammar, your wish has become a bit mis-interpreted. You are now a were-metamorphic-digital-entity, meaning that you can only take on another form whenever there's a full moon, and also that you MUST take on another form in that case. I don't think I have to tell you about all the difficult situations this could bring you into.
I wish I could travel back in time four hours just this once, so I can get a full nights rest.
Granted, but you have to work 32 of them. And don't forget, you'd have to wait twice the amount of time until days like Christmas, your birthday, etc, and you'd only be half your current age (then again, so would everyone else, so you'd still relatively be the same age).
I wish I had the ability to become completely rested from only one hour of sleep (as opposed to the normal eight).
(Speaking of which, I'll go to bed now ^o^ *yawn*)